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Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Once you’re done processing the amount of unread texts I have() take a look at how cool my Dad is. He’s an o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Happy Saint Patrick’s day to my fellow Bostonians who may or may not be blacked out in their living rooms right now
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Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Excited to see @blkfootwhtfoot tonight!
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
I have trouble saying no Does it negatively affect my life? Yes. Can I help you move? Yes
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
I guess I should have known Rocketman was a musical I like every part except for when they sing
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Dave Chappelle is our George Carlin, and as a comedian and supporter of 100% free speech, I’m so grateful he’s around
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
I pride myself on having the worst flyers in the game High society!
FREE SHOW Tuesday 8/6 at @HollywoodImprov!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
FREE SHOW Tuesday 8/6 at @HollywoodImprov!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Please God. I don’t wanna die before having a threesome
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Every 3 seconds over 170 thousand Juuls are lost
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
Record-setting insomnia tonight I think I just wrote a good joke tho. This isn’t it
Ry Doon
@RyDoon
RIP Grumpy Cat. Ralph’s biggest inspiration pic.twitter.com/y9NZi67hSF
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
