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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
I bought a shirt so I didn't have to do laundry, I went to put it on & they left the security tag on this is what I get for being lazy
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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
If anyone knows anyone trying to sell their EDC wristband for day three Let me know!!
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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
My friends got me so turnt last night for my birthday that I'm still drunk at 1pm today wtf
Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
If Pizza don't get you this excited then u my friend don't deserve it @partyanimal2394 pic.twitter.com/ScTS4x9YWO
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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
If someone even thinks about leaving your life, show them the door&give them a shove.Dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
I was bartending last night & a super hot guy sat at the bar & asked to take me out after work & I got anxious & pussied out fml
Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
Kansas was all fun & games until October came around. I have 3 shirts, 2 jackets & two pairs of pants on & I'm still cold.
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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
Stayed in Ln so I could wake up this morning like hey
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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
That's one way to open a champagne bottle pic.twitter.com/I4PUy1RkNG
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Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
My boss told me I was doing so good that I don't have to finish training & could come in tonight & start serving thank the Lord!
Samantha Laird
@SaammyKaaay
Quick shoutout to @SaammyKaaay! Always making my birthdays awesome!!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
