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Saint Zaiya
@SaintZaiya
I hate when my girl stubs her toes. Like how you gonna sprain my dinner??
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Saint Zaiya
@SaintZaiya
Goodmorning lesbians. I love every single one of you (except for Ellen Degeneres) .
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Saint Zaiya
@SaintZaiya
Iβm not girlfriend material, Iβm a whole wife sweater pic.twitter.com/RpHs4xjorS
Jolly Saint Zaiya βοΈ
@SaintZaiya
@SaintZaiya guy 1: just got done rolling in the hay!
guy 2: oh yeah with who?
guy 1, brushing hay off his clothing: with myself, why?
guy 2: oh yeah with who?
guy 1, brushing hay off his clothing: with myself, why?
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countess zaiya πΈ
@SaintZaiya
Donβt waste your breath when you could be the reason someone is permanently losing theirs
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st. zaiya
@SaintZaiya
Date night with my beloved Grape pic.twitter.com/VpdqVdZaIK
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st. zaiya
@SaintZaiya
Hi everyone (this photo brought to you by the new skirt grape got me from Uniqlo) pic.twitter.com/a0Ewe50azx
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st. zaiya
@SaintZaiya
everyone: pleaseee watch _____ itβs so good
me: ok i will
me: [watches something else]
me: ok i will
me: [watches something else]
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st. zaiya
@SaintZaiya
if y'all have ever posted your pets on here ty for making my day (yalls boyfriends do not count)
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st. zaiya
@SaintZaiya
β{lesbian activity noises}ββ¦ pic.twitter.com/dd5GpB32Hk
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st. zaiya
@SaintZaiya
Karaoke night? You'd better believe I'm breaking out the sultry Jazz Singer dress pic.twitter.com/MAIeT81luL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
