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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
@SaltyCorpse Best tweet ever.
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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
Head so good ... I woke up in Sleepy Hollow
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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
I am pretty sure today is the day I die DEAD from a weather related incident ...
So plan your schedules accordinglβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
So plan your schedules accordinglβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
@SaltyCorpse @Forcebalance OMG LADYHAWKE. YES.
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Julez
@SaltyCorpse
@SaltyCorpse Egg nog is gross who actually drinks that??
Jules
@SaltyCorpse
@travisbyday @EmmyStar79 And I just realized that sounds bitchy as fuck seeing as how you commented but I didn't mean you
Jules
@SaltyCorpse
My #ThursdayThoughts are with amazing women that make me laugh so hard I get an ab workout love you allβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
If you suffer from depression and made it out of bed today then you are winning
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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
I follow his eyes to my crotch, that's no cameltoe that's my... Hameltoe
I pull out a nice, warm ham sandwich.
He faints.
I pull out a nice, warm ham sandwich.
He faints.
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Jules
@SaltyCorpse
@SaltyCorpse Good morning, baby
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
