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Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
tempted to sin rn ong pic.twitter.com/kYIqXtZSU8
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Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
I think I just got pregnant
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Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
they're bringing the woolly mammoth back from extinction. can't wait for RL Jurassic Park
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
look at the boi pic.twitter.com/z8T2WEWasg
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
are those gun shots or fireworks!? HAPPY NEW YEAR
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
omg the consequences to my own actions oh noooo
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
type βi have a Lego stuck in myβ and let your phone choose
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Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
@OneTopicAtATime my favorite way to flirt is the devil's broccoli and cheesecake
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
hey @TeamYouTube!
i Can't believe you've done this! pic.twitter.com/3DmqL7JpIs
i Can't believe you've done this! pic.twitter.com/3DmqL7JpIs
Retweet of status by @OneTopicAtATime
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
for those unaware pic.twitter.com/jrH1Ja4oVn
Salty The Alien
@SaltyTheAlien
type βI was sent to HELL forβ and let your phone expose you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
