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Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Swear people take actual offence when you tell them you donβt watch game of thrones
15 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Swear people take actual offence when you tell them you donβt watch game of thrones π€¦πΌββοΈ
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Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Sometimes you just have to take a step back and realise how fucking good life is
15 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes you just have to take a step back and realise how fucking good life is π
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Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
A nice sunrise never gets boring
31 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A nice sunrise never gets boring π
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
6am in Melbourne and itβs 33 degrees are you having a laugh
24 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 6am in Melbourne and itβs 33 degrees are you having a laugh π³
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Literally in the middle of nowhere so entertaining myself by reading batshit crazy Australian girls tinder bios pic.twitter.com/CsNX5FRi3v
17 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Literally in the middle of nowhere so entertaining myself by reading batshit crazy Australian girls tinder biosπππ https://t.co/CsNX5FRi3v
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Carl Cox you were amazing! Thank you for an unbelievable night
Retweet of status by @Kevinc257
28 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Carl Cox you were amazing! Thank you for an unbelievable night π
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
How the fuck do people cope being parents, I'm almost 25 and feel nowhere near the mental age necessary to raise a child
27 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How the fuck do people cope being parents, I'm almost 25 and feel nowhere near the mental age necessary to raise a child π£
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Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Why do people say "no wonder you're single" like it's an Insult? I spend all my money on me and have 0 problems? Who's really winning here
08 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do people say "no wonder you're single" like it's an Insult? I spend all my money on me and have 0 problems? Who's really winning here π
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
This photo will never not be funny pic.twitter.com/PQYDScBXJY
03 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This photo will never not be funnyπππ https://t.co/PQYDScBXJY
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Condom, he didnβt have one so he gave her cash to go to the shop and get some..... she never came back say on his bed bollock naked for
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06 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Condom, he didnβt have one so he gave her cash to go to the shop and get some..... she never came back πππ say on his bed bollock naked for
Sam Botterill
@SamBotterill93
Fuckin hell sore today who the fuck signs up for a thai boxing match when they weigh about 4 stone wet through pic.twitter.com/Yn4y3Kuqka
Retweet of status by @SamBotterill93
06 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuckin hell sore today π who the fuck signs up for a thai boxing match when they weigh about 4 stone wet through π https://t.co/Yn4y3Kuqka
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ