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Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Apologies for any delays on the London Underground today...
: @HighClassFilter // @TfLRail pic.twitter.com/Z7R4ArCwJS
: @HighClassFilter // @TfLRail pic.twitter.com/Z7R4ArCwJS
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Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
@Pollock221 Ozil could do with these in those big games where he goes missing
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Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Me: "Good morning it's Sam calling fro-"
Receptionist: "Oh hi Simon how are you?"
Receptionist: "Oh hi Simon how are you?"
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Dream come true pic.twitter.com/pLHFgUvV2o
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
#DHOT... wait what the FUCK twitter.com/teressacee/staβ¦
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Hey @summercrossland enjoy your Easter meal sorry I couldn't make it!
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
@ajellis26 to get back in your overdraft
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Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Could get used to this saving lark
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Countdown to @jackmaster in Leeds has begun π€Ό
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
@ajellis26 necked a bird in Darlo last night and said he was me
Sam Heathcote
@SamLHeathcote92
Toms just flicked a bottle cap at my phone and it's cracked my screen #bonnyapple
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
