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Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
Person in front of me on the bus is watching GBBO on her phone, what a great morning this is
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Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
@StanCollymore you are such a huge, hateful, throbbing bellend
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Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
If my bank account was a woman, it just partook in some bukkake
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
@GeorgeMaloney1 I take it that's Connor
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
@reececruv gully movements
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
Never felt so filth after a shift like that
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Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
Grandma 'you know what I hate? Watching ITV with that Adrian Chiles, he's diabolical'
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
Grandma is round for less than a day and she's brought a cake, two baguettes and a pack of beans
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
Hay fever is really playing up today pic.twitter.com/BZW1uhvBI7
Sam Dodge
@Sam__Dodge
'Help! I've fallen glamorously and can't get up'
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
