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Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
If anyone cares ab what Iโm doing right now, Iโm writing a research paper on Charles Darwin and Iโm just hoping for a 70% at this point.
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Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
Not super into makeup. Who needs a lip kit when you can eat a bunch of cheetos and have delicious cheeto-red lips that cost $2.45.
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Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
I just finished my last final, and I'm going home to sleep.
Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
I have to be up early tomorrow and Stephen is running around the house looking for batteries 4 my light up bear bc he "needs him to sleep"
Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
If anyone wants to ugly-cry with me outside of my house, I'll probably be here for another 20 minutes.
Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
Idc nothing is better than coming home from a bar, putting on pjs and watching Netflix.
Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
Okay who is going to let me swim at their house tomorrow.
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Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
If I had a dollar for every credit card offer I got in the mail, I would be rich.
Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
Forever wishing someone would pay me to dress up like a mermaid and swim around all day.
Sam I am
@SamanthaYeninas
Stephen called krz today and made up a story about how he pooped his pants at the gym. I'm literally dating a very large child.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
