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Samantha
@Samanthurr_
The amount of times I was taught how to play All-Fours and still cannot remember most of the game is embarrassing β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Samantha
@Samanthurr_
I just ate 3 boiled eggs, sausage, an aloo pie with cheese, an aloo pie with smoked herring AND a doubles for breakfast
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Samantha
@Samanthurr_
My costume of choice just told me that I need to get my ass back into the gym
Samantha
@Samanthurr_
Iβd like a friend to go shopping with tomorrow please apply within. Serious inquiries only.
Samantha
@Samanthurr_
Share please! One shot and done! pic.twitter.com/qwcRwggUo7
Retweet of status by @JaNeilLezama
Samantha
@Samanthurr_
It should be illegal for me to feel this tired at 8am on a Monday β
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Samantha
@Samanthurr_
Getting fast food for my birthday
July 19th here we come
July 19th here we come
Retweet of status by @_dkoriceb
Samantha
@Samanthurr_
That is the first earthquake I felt since August 2018 I still have PTSD from that
Samantha
@Samanthurr_
Is there a support group for gfs of COD players? Cus meen able
Samantha
@Samanthurr_
Sometimes I randomly remember how Gary Griffith spelled douen as Colm Imbert and I die laughing all over again
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
