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@Sammfettig
“@googIeposts: Parents tend to put their “cuter” children’s safety and happiness before their “uglier” children.” My life makes sense now
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@Sammfettig
@Sammfettig good.. I'll buy you vodka as a present so you can have a shot after the baby is born
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pic.twitter.com/dDjVI5NF0X
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@Sammfettig
I'm a sarcastic bitch
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@Sammfettig
That's the first time I used the peach emoji as a peach not a ass
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@Sammfettig
Who wants a swirly?
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@savanah_banana1 well you know it's good to get them anytime
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My brother snap chatted me a picture of the cake I made saying that it was good
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@Sammfettig
36! 36? BUT LAST YEAR I HAD 37!
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@Sammfettig
@halmazzei I was going to wait until 11:59 but I'm too tired so happy last minute sweet 16 hales I LOVE YOU pic.twitter.com/mJGEkIiRcG
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
