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Sam-the man-tha
@SammiePizzo
Up at Northwood is my favorite place to be
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Sam-the man-tha
@SammiePizzo
My bro printed & is turning in a 2page paper for school and the last sentence is completely comprised of lyrics from "Gangsters Paradise"
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Sam-the man-tha
@SammiePizzo
β@ShaunnaMaxwell: When @SammiePizzo says shes leaving, it really means she's leaving within the next 20-30 minutes #fyiβ within that year
Sam-the man-tha
@SammiePizzo
So I'm at a 50s themed bachelorette party.. pic.twitter.com/WNJFc80WmN
Sam-the man-tha
@SammiePizzo
OUR "KITCHEN BITCH" IS HEREEEEEEEE. YAYAYAYA IM SO EXCITED!!
Sam-the man-tha
@SammiePizzo
Sam I am
@SammiePizzo
How do I tell my mind to stop racing so I can sleep S
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Sam I am
@SammiePizzo
More Doritos went down my shirt than in my mouth just now
Sam I am
@SammiePizzo
When eating ribs..manners and silverware should not be found.You let those caveman instincts take over
Sam I am
@SammiePizzo
Biggest pet peeve: when people concern themselves with something that has NOTHING to do with them. Like take 5 steps back and chill..
Sam I am
@SammiePizzo
ALLERGIES MAKE ME WANT TO SHOVE A FORK IN MY EYEBALLS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
