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dontmeldame🤍
@SamuelTessy4
so one day I'll be pretending to be mature and start watching news in front of my children... me that I like Nickelodeon
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dontmeldame🤍
@SamuelTessy4
8 weeks into my weight loss journey pic.twitter.com/Q5Yk6tLDdG
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dontmeldame🤍
@SamuelTessy4
When you call your man and he just waking up or in the middle of his sleep ...LAWD that voice gets me pregnant
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dontmeldame🤍
@SamuelTessy4
I almost Died In the shower today, I slipped and my Dumbass tried to Grab the water
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dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
Who else ate this Biscuits in the good olden days? pic.twitter.com/37efPFPyJ3
dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
Pvssy licking is Not for small boys who expect it to smell like ice cream and candy .. It's raw meat, for real men!
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dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
When u check your messages and your favorite person hasn't still replied in 3 hours twitter.com/ziny_yo/status…
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dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
May we not fall in love with someone that won’t hear from us in 48Hours and be okay with it
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dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
this cardi b tweet go dey pain our brodehs and sistehs from the other side
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dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
I wanna get high.
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dontmeldame💚
@SamuelTessy4
My fave thing ever is laughing to the point where you can't even speak & 'ur just there silently smacking the table and you can't breathe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
