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Sarah
@SarahAlston13
Your boyfriend accidentally touching your nails two minutes after painting them...... twitter.com/_hanjive/statuβ¦
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Sarah
@SarahAlston13
@datashdoee_ @SarahAlston13 I wish I could retweet this! The night that started it all.
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Sarah
@SarahAlston13
@datashdoee_ The real question is.... why is his always more full? Like is he not brushing his teeth as much!?
Sarah
@SarahAlston13
@Jeffy10Chance @D_BEAR50 Oh my God that would literally be impossible
Sarah
@SarahAlston13
@TanaRain_ Baha "bro" and "dog" are my pet names
Sarah
@SarahAlston13
Anyone else watch a movie/show where the unsuspecting bf cheats on his gf an then you gtg peep in on ur man like wyd
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Sarah
@SarahAlston13
Daniel just said we should get a landline so we can call our dogs and leave messages to them while we're gone.... I thought I was extra
Sarah
@SarahAlston13
Why didn't we get to play Baylor at the end of the year?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
