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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
When you see a crashed up car doing illegal turns and running red lights....bitch that's why yo car all fucked up, follow the rules damn
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
Got food poisoning from Yoly's tamales #ThxMom
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
He's my favorite pic.twitter.com/1yRhvAnYhi
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
Married to the money
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
When you try and get together to watch the #VSFashionShow but you're all broke pic.twitter.com/cOs2cnQqVO
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
I want abs but I also want tequila..
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
When everybody glo'n up and yours seems to be stuck at 35%
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
Youre a mess. @Julie2Bvsd
Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
If youβre not pumped for the holiday season then youβre feliz navidead to me
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
My friends are so gay ... But I love them #Blessed pic.twitter.com/E0GzvY9zfL
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Alexis
@SaraiAlexis
Me: *washes my dish*
Mom: "wow, this is a rare occurrence. I should take a picture"
Talk shit get hit, mom.
Mom: "wow, this is a rare occurrence. I should take a picture"
Talk shit get hit, mom.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
