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Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
I am the actual three quarter pants police!
Made the manager at work roll them up to shorts length #saynotothreequarters
Made the manager at work roll them up to shorts length #saynotothreequarters
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Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
Had a great birthday weekend Shame it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm up for work at 5am, oh no wait, I booked tomorrow and Wednesday off
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Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
Used to think the tram lines they put in was the most retarded thing the council did. Then they got rid of the roundabout at ASDA ejiots!
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
It's that time of the year again when ASDA start leaving big crates of Mini Eggs on the end of every isle.
Must.Not.Pick.Up!...Sinabit abs
Must.Not.Pick.Up!...Sinabit abs
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
My Mum just said to me "what's mandem?" Nearly spat my tea out
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
I heart Ant and Dec
Best duo ever! #ImACelebrity
Best duo ever! #ImACelebrity
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
Just had my first Lemsip of the year. It's a slippery slope
Fuck you English weather, fuck you!
Fuck you English weather, fuck you!
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Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
"ยฃ800 million should be used on starving children not football players"
Starving children dont score 30 yard screamers
Starving children dont score 30 yard screamers
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
Playing Manhunt on the PS2. Brings back some memories
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
Good one @Parklifefest , very almost had me over, pretending to be my mum Ha!
Saul Daniel Mason
@SaulDanielMason
Luis Suarez wins the Grand National!!
#GrandNational
#GrandNational
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
