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Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
@kpsweetxo knew they would be.
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Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
the official emoji for horny.
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Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
For a second there I forgot how good it feels to be 100% healthy!
EDK IS BACK.
EDK IS BACK.
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
How mad do you think Mariah Carey would be if she actually didn't get any presents cuz she said "I don't care about the s underneath the "
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
(@ Manatee Viewing Center) http://t.co/1tBlWGkh2p
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
I think Christmas is an asshole. Christmas gets an Eve (48hrs) & it won't even let Thanksgiving finish it's day before stealing the show.
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
Errt errt errrt boooooooooooooop the national weather service had issued a severe thunderstorm warning for: THE WHOLE FUCKING MITTEN
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Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
Monday you are one sneaky bitch.
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
β@kjmack02: @Schmemmett prove itβ http://t.co/UJ6CBcL2A6
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
@madolinwelch not in the insurance world
Emmett Kelly
@Schmemmett
@GrantAnkney not exactly the 'pussy' picture I was hoping to see.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
