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Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
"Irma" ...2021 blockbuster starring The Rock, alligators and tornadoes. Guaranteed
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Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
@laurennewmanxo dunno man it might be one a those catfish
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Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
"He's callin' the cops!"
"He's not ca...FROM A TREEHOUSE?"
#HomeAlone
"He's not ca...FROM A TREEHOUSE?"
#HomeAlone
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
@_nicolecochrane aye awrite Neil! no everyone waits outside footlocker at 6am on a Saturday waiting to get their "fresh jordans"
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
Treacherous underfoot conditions. Just had to drive some random womans motor up my hill for her. #iceicebaby
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
Highlight of last night was definitely my dad deckin my mum on the dancefloor then walking away dont worry bryce i'll get her
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Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
Each to their own and all that but a stick with a few bobbles hingin off it isn't a Christmas tree man
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
Is anyone surprised? The Argyll Arcade security guards are pensioners wearing top hats. It provokes a heist!
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
Some mocket cunt has spat on my car. Good start to Monday
Scott Ferguson
@ScottFerguson15
@idw_89 @fionagibson1 wit
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
