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LB
@Scousebird
When you go to Marks and Sparks just as theyβre going nuts with the yellow sticker machine.
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LB
@Scousebird
@Jaynesharp There is no greater nest of vipers than that school gate, I promise you.
Better off never getting involved!
Better off never getting involved!
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LB
@Scousebird
Having a coffee in Maccies.
(Don't judge me).
Someone has just sent their cheeseburger back because the cheese was in the 'wrong place'.
(Don't judge me).
Someone has just sent their cheeseburger back because the cheese was in the 'wrong place'.
LB
@Scousebird
@asongbird4Jesus Tomorrow! But it's half term and there are kids everywhere.
Ugh.
Ugh.
LB
@Scousebird
@IanMarber I normally know which one I hate most.
They're both utterly bonkers.
You have levelled up Mr Marber!
They're both utterly bonkers.
You have levelled up Mr Marber!
LB
@Scousebird
At the food break at my favourite annual quiz.
The theme is 'northern England'.
I have a plate of Scouse and I'm super happy.
The theme is 'northern England'.
I have a plate of Scouse and I'm super happy.
LB
@Scousebird
@IanMarber Who else initially read 'cholera'?
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LB
@Scousebird
@BiffoProp He's a man of many talents!
LB
@Scousebird
@peterjohncox It's as if you read my mind.....
LB
@Scousebird
Just called my husband 'mum'.
LB
@Scousebird
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DECISION UPHELD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
