Selena May (SelenaMay) - Tweets on iEmoji.com

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Selena May @SelenaMay

“Philly transplants are a cancer to this city.” - comment on a post in my racist neighborhood “watch” FB page.

Selena May @SelenaMay

“I used to be on OxyContin. That’s a great painkiller, by the way...”

Selena May @SelenaMay

"Hurricanes will give you a headache." - co-worker re: New Orleans recs. I thought he was talking about the storm type of hurricanes.

Selena May @SelenaMay

"She's an evil white supremacist." Overheard at dinner.

Selena @SelenaMay

MTV is playing all Prince videos and it's making me feel so young and alive.

Selena @SelenaMay

Patrick's current meltdown is because he "doesn't want the sun to come up or go down." Okay. #three

Selena @SelenaMay

"Thomas's best friend doesn't have time for him anymore." Patrick's trains have human adult problems.

Selena @SelenaMay

It's so much fun to imagine scenarios in which I destroy the person who said something mildly shitty to me a few days ago.

Selena @SelenaMay

Can't sleep. Womp.

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Selena @SelenaMay

My mother-in-law bought me a selfie stick.

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Selena @SelenaMay

Thankful for torrential rain because without it I'd never know that my house was leaky.

Bentley_SODMG @Bentley_SODMG

“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”

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