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Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
My roommate texted me earlier saying "go be the whore one direction wants you to be."
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Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
Too bad this school is so goddamn small that everyone knows everyone or you will eventually see a drunken hookup around in the day..
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Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
Forever taking the elevator cause I'm a lazy mofo
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
Why has everyone suddenly left me??
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
I'm seriously about to bite her fucking head off. Like I was annoyed at first, now I'm reaching full out pissed.
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
What the fuck, I'm pretty sure there is a hurricane forming outside my window. Get your shit together, Indiana.
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
@ObviBrunette this is another of many moments where I wish there was a middle finger emoji
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Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
You know I always keep it classy going to church and my own graduation party hungover af
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
It was a bad bad bad idea to try and finish #TFiOS while at work
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
The storm fucked up my DVR recording of #TheVoice and I'm so pissed off
Short Girl Probs
@Sh0rtGirlProbs
Heaven forbid my father sends me a birthday card on time. I can't believe I thought it would be any different just because it was my 18th.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
