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Shade 5 🎬
@Shade510
When your rabbi quote tweets your bullshit about sodomizing koalas.
That.
That.
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Shade 5 🎬
@Shade510
My squishbox got plowed
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@Shade510
Attaching Swiffer Dusters to my crawling nieces and nephews while I taped a snickerdoodle on a stick seemed like… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@Shade510
Unpopular opinion: I really don't mind carpet.
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@Shade510
Nobody will love your Pine-Sol feet like I do.
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@Shade510
Girls be texting their friends like, “Girrrrl, he just said ok instead of ok. Is he mad at me? Omg my relationshi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@Shade510
#FF
Here’s how it works:
1) click @IndecisiveJones
2) hit follow
And that’s it! You help him to 6K & in r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Here’s how it works:
1) click @IndecisiveJones
2) hit follow
And that’s it! You help him to 6K & in r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Shade 5 🎬
@Shade510
Birthday cheers to my favorite wingman @mikeate008
out all Whiskey Mike’s great tweets here … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
out all Whiskey Mike’s great tweets here … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@Shade510
I just took a Golden Girls quiz, turns out, I’m 100 percent, dat Blanche
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@Shade510
I know you’re exhausted, but I hope you’ll keep fighting.
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@Shade510
Good morning! Guess who doesn’t feel like dying OR crying today?
It’s me
It’s me
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
