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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Loose Soup
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Once a kid wished that their Ken doll would come to life, but it ditched the kid & became a stand up. Now it's on Conan @mondaypunday
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Then she said he's the "law and order candidate" but liiiiiiike lets be real that felt like a sick burn
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
tfw you have to numb your mouth to fall asleep
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
An Italian guy tried to get my attention by saying "Spice Girls!" and it totally worked
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Almost finished watching @love
Bertie spin off please.
Bertie spin off please.
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
"... And just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms, then- I wake up."
8:30pm @ucbsunset w/ @bridgidry pic.twitter.com/Bgd82eOOby
8:30pm @ucbsunset w/ @bridgidry pic.twitter.com/Bgd82eOOby
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
I miss being a little capitalism indoctrinated sociopathic sugar monster on Christmas... Oh- kid, I mean kid!
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
App to learn Italian just had my mom say "the monkey is watching a cat" as if I needed another reason to be jealous of her trip to Italy
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
I'm too emotionally damaged to stay mad at people for fear of abandonment soooo I'm like a perfect girlfriend just sayin'
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
A classic Hollywood trick to make it seem like actors have secrets to share is to have them whisper "Derulo" in each other's ears
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
