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Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#TextsFromSatan
You up? I wanna devil your eggs
You up? I wanna devil your eggs
Retweet of status by @kittykrumley
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Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
Scorpio: Someone is thinking you’re a total ass and need punching in the face. Have a nice day. #OddHoroscopes
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Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
Going ‘Office Space’ on that printer seems like a viable option. #SignsOfARoughWeek pic.twitter.com/KwpN7BRsmq
Retweet of status by @StevenEveral
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#WhenTheLightsWentOff she learned sadly that 8 inches was just 4 inches twice in 5 minutes.
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
In poor countries, people drew linoleum squares instead of tiles on Scrabble #FakeGameShowFacts
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#IFIWereRoyalty
My pinky would stick out during masturbation. That’s how fancy people do it
My pinky would stick out during masturbation. That’s how fancy people do it
Retweet of status by @dethbycofee2
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
HAPPY MEWSDAY!!!
We've all done it, but what happens afterward? Answer this for @pawsometags
#IFlippedTheBird… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
We've all done it, but what happens afterward? Answer this for @pawsometags
#IFlippedTheBird… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#UnlikelyReasonsToSue
My hot wings were too hot
My hot wings were too hot
Retweet of status by @dethbycofee2
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#AtThePlayboyMansion you never know what's going to pop up
Retweet of status by @WonderKat365
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#MyRantAndRave
Why do I have to wear a condom for protection when I already have a samurai sword in the garage?
Why do I have to wear a condom for protection when I already have a samurai sword in the garage?
Retweet of status by @dethbycofee2
Shea Browning
@SheaBrowning
#MySecretAdmirer doesn’t wear deodorant. She needs Secret
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
