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Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
On a serious note, what a waste of money Marcel's tattoos were.. #loveisland
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Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
Last night Sam asked me when I'll lose my 'butt plug'.... I think you mean mucus plug Hun, but 10/10 for trying
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Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
Girls can actually be so horrible anyone would think they would drop dead on the spot if they dare smile at another female.
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
'But she promised she wouldn't call for an election!' People still shocked that politicians lie
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
Can't believe I'm now finished work until 2018
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
I pray that if a girl knew my boyfriend was cheating on me she would tell me rather than tweet indirectly about it. People are strange
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
I want our own house.. I also want a holiday...and a whole new wardrobe..maybe a puppy too.. But i cant stop buying unnecessary shit.
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Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
What is happening and why is everyone indirect tweeting
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
@Adeleoc12 hahaha, thank you. I feel so positive now!! I'd say in 15 weeks I've already erupted twice anyway, just waiting for the big one
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
I'm not the sort of person who has a problem so addresses it straight away in a calm manner, I prefer to let that shit build up and go wild
Shelley Gow
@ShelleyGow
I ALWAYS park my car to realise I've parked shit, pull out the space to try again and end up going back to the exact same position
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
