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@ShellyMurphy_x
@Momcgowan_ what can I say, I food so much, some things never change
04 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Momcgowan_ what can I say, I π food so much, some things never change πππ
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Shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
Chinese man came up to my till tonight with a can of Guinness and said proudly "I need this for my wife.. She is having her period" grand
28 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Chinese man came up to my till tonight with a can of Guinness and said proudly "I need this for my wife.. She is having her period" grand π
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Shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
God bless people who work in retail over Christmas
27 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote God bless people who work in retail over Christmas ππΌ
Shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
I have no words pic.twitter.com/Xs24Y4VBCl
Retweet of status by @ryescullion
23 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have no wordsππ https://t.co/Xs24Y4VBCl
Shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
Harry's reaction when James Corden asked him about who Perfect was about is so funny
#MTVStars One Direction pic.twitter.com/MYurcbbDIb
#MTVStars One Direction pic.twitter.com/MYurcbbDIb
Retweet of status by @1DsUniverse
17 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Harry's reaction when James Corden asked him about who Perfect was about is so funny π
#MTVStars One Direction https://t.co/MYurcbbDIb
Real Slim Shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
My mam just burped and immediately said like a little school child "oh, excuse me for being so rude. It was not me, it was my food" ....
20 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mam just burped and immediately said like a little school child "oh, excuse me for being so rude. It was not me, it was my food" .... π
shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
The cringiness of some people on Instagram is disgusting like "staying away from all the dramaοΈ#positive " whyyyyyy
Retweet of status by @OrlaWalsh_
26 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The cringiness of some people on Instagram is disgusting like "staying away from all the dramaπ
πΌβπΌοΈ#positive ππ½ππ½ππ½ππππ" whyyyyyy
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shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
When u finally pull out them screen shots you been saving pic.twitter.com/sDMzF3mObj
Retweet of status by @CommonBlackGirI
20 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When u finally pull out them screen shots you been saving π http://t.co/sDMzF3mObj
shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
So gas,people going into 6th now like "I'd be happy with like 470" you don't even know what pain is yet recommend leaving the country asap
17 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So gas,people going into 6th now like "I'd be happy with like 470" you don't even know what pain is yetπ recommend leaving the country asap
shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
Finally in Amsterdam!! Been in 4 different countries since this morning
19 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finally in Amsterdam!! Been in 4 different countries since this morning π
shelly
@ShellyMurphy_x
@tall_life it'll all be worth it luv they're gonna be stunning
25 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @tall_life it'll all be worth it luv ππ they're gonna be stunning
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ