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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
GF: You and me can get through anything, right? Say it's us against the world, baby!
Grammar Nerd: It's you and I.
GF:
GN: Wait.
Grammar Nerd: It's you and I.
GF:
GN: Wait.
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
I wrote this dumb thing. Also other dumb things. In Defenestration.
defenestrationmag.net/2016/02/footnoโฆ
defenestrationmag.net/2016/02/footnoโฆ
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Today's agenda:
Wake up
Morning ablutions
Check weather
See who died
Make coffee
Do penis tweets
Wake up
Morning ablutions
Check weather
See who died
Make coffee
Do penis tweets
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
"This red wine was just water until i walked through DoorVagina. Thanks DoorVagina!" pic.twitter.com/cpLOlVyTwr
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ShesAMaccabeeGenius
@ShesARealGenius
New Twitter Premium lets you barge in on group DMs
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ShesAMaccabeeGenius
@ShesARealGenius
[I see a funny bumper sticker]
*gives the car a love tap*
Star!
*smashes into it, sending it spinning across three lanes*
Retweet!
*gives the car a love tap*
Star!
*smashes into it, sending it spinning across three lanes*
Retweet!
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
This might be the Chantix talking, but...
*experiences swelling of the mouth, face; has suicidal thoughts*
*experiences swelling of the mouth, face; has suicidal thoughts*
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Debauch & Lomb: the Marquis de Sade making spectacles
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
This is when I remember why Twitter is great. It's the holiday complaint app .
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
