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Sarah
@ShillinChi
Sure, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...but at this point, I'm convinced my soulmate must be lactose intolerant.
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Sarah
@ShillinChi
I'm wearing white so there will probably be a rain delay during tonight's @Cubs game. pic.twitter.com/NPENVlb4Jj
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Sarah
@ShillinChi
Burn victim life. pic.twitter.com/50MV7kXNTb
Sarah
@ShillinChi
I'm not fucking anyone that anyone thinks I am FYI
Retweet of status by @emilysears
Sarah
@ShillinChi
Hey my birthday is Wednesday in case you forgot to get me something nice.
Sarah
@ShillinChi
Haven't slept since 6 am yesterday so if you need me, go with the second best option. All my exs have.
Sarah
@ShillinChi
He's 6 today. pic.twitter.com/jKdiv3oHAW
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Sarah
@ShillinChi
Ever been the only non-married person at a bridal shower?
Sarah
@ShillinChi
Life is all about learning to live a little while we're still young
Retweet of status by @brittanylee_3
Sarah
@ShillinChi
"No one from Barstool follows me, really."
"Not even @Glenny_balls?"
"Well yeah. He does."
"Of course he does"
"Not even @Glenny_balls?"
"Well yeah. He does."
"Of course he does"
Sarah
@ShillinChi
Still a few days left if you wanted to pay my rent
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
