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McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
life is too short for fuck boys and alcoholic beverages that don't get you drunk οΈ
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McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
I was sad so I bought and drank an entire bottle of cheap wine. Love me, be my friend
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McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
When someone says they miss you and you're completely fine without them the appropriate response is οΈ right?
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
Thank you everyone for letting me vicariously travel through your snapchats
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
For anyone who is awake......@marisacollette is my favorite follower and I feel like she gets me. That's all. οΈ
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
Tomorrow is already Wednesday
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
@flgrlproblems I feel like idk why we're not better friends!!! Like I went to add you to that list thinking you were already there
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McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
The most disrespect from me is when your legal name is in my phone.
Examples:
someone hated- Lauren Smith
someone loved-Ugly Tits
Examples:
someone hated- Lauren Smith
someone loved-Ugly Tits
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
The caption is what gets me.
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
When your ex is like: can we be friends?
no
no
McBitch
@ShitMcBitch
when your calm friend gets feisty #bitchthereisnous pic.twitter.com/atm71NUWDj
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
