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@ShivShiv_
I need to be on one of this guy's flights pic.twitter.com/NO8LuctqNy
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Bmt these fat girls tuck their belly down their jeans make its look like there vagina is some isosceles triangle
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Opening the envelope and seeing my results like pic.twitter.com/99QypxBSUH
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@ShivShiv_
When your dog wants to take a selfie vine.co/v/ew2ZmAOVHhg
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@ShivShiv_
Someone's at the door and no one else is home. Fuck it I ain't getting out of bed
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@ShivShiv_
Every girl is a make up artist now Yeh?
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'ing people off soon
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So not feeling work
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Accurate pic.twitter.com/VzzQzWkKRE
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
