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Jessica White
@Shmessie
"I think I'm violently high right now..."
*long pause*
"...so I'm gunna go lay down now"
*long pause*
"...so I'm gunna go lay down now"
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Jessica White
@Shmessie
@mahKush yeah... I'm basically doing the same..
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Jessica White
@Shmessie
All this talk of the Mexican Cartel makes me want Mexican food now.
Shmessie
@Shmessie
When @mahKush calls me hip
Shmessie
@Shmessie
I guess I'm watching Nip Tuck all day... Don't stop me now
Shmessie
@Shmessie
@EmilyAlter bring out the dancin lobstas ... What the hell there's no lobster emoji...
Shmessie
@Shmessie
I make some bomb ass waffles
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Shmessie
@Shmessie
I just want my tattoos already
Shmessie
@Shmessie
New Years betch #bestfriends @Just__Dougie http://t.co/jRBRXFa5
Shmessie
@Shmessie
@merissamaracle woahhhh homie don't play that shit
Shmessie
@Shmessie
@merissamaracle bribe him with your popcorn
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
