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@ShortNdSimple
Yβall need some insurance
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@ShortNdSimple
I think a lot of people get married just to be able to say βIβm marriedβ and ion want that
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@ShortNdSimple
I honestly feel like women have the true kinks and guys just be bland af
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@4everbutterfly_ I feel that! That was me last week with cai. It really be the worst and donβt be shit we can do about it
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@ShortNdSimple
I joke a lot and forget my soulmate is somewhere reading my posts.. baby I'll change
Retweet of status by @TheeDothrakian
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@ShortNdSimple
βno longer pouring into cups that donβt pour into mine. family, friends or associatesβ
Retweet of status by @madeintywon
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@speeds_c When he said this to Tommy I knew he was a menace pic.twitter.com/8NGeTh3eCJ
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@ShortNdSimple
Takis Fries Friday
Tomorrow Drop 9/17
3809 Rhode Island Ave Brentwood MD 11-10pm
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Tomorrow Drop 9/17
3809 Rhode Island Ave Brentwood MD 11-10pm
967 Rose Ave N Bethesda MD 1β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @littleminertaco
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@ShortNdSimple
Itβs not even 10am and itβs too hot for anything
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lil man been on this earth before. bc how is he so good ?? pic.twitter.com/WMATjMyKCF
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@TakeGreat_KIER I actually would like to just collect money without actually working
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
