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Bomi π
@Simanye_Mavume
When they ask you to give vote of thanks at an event that jollof rice didn't reach you twitter.com/david_zeelux/sβ¦
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fueg.ho
@Simanye_Mavume
The more I get to know certain people the more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.
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ZAR
@Simanye_Mavume
My girlfriend says I must delete my Twitter account or she's leaving...
I'll be back guys let me help her pack her bags
I'll be back guys let me help her pack her bags
Retweet of status by @sya_nkabinde
#RIPUyinene
@Simanye_Mavume
This morning Hloniphani (our gardener) asked to see me and said βnakhu okncane for ibirthday yakhoβ and gave me a packet of chips
Retweet of status by @sdungubane
ZAR
@Simanye_Mavume
Dear journalists
Citizens can no longer be fooled pic.twitter.com/0pBKQREO5w
Citizens can no longer be fooled pic.twitter.com/0pBKQREO5w
Retweet of status by @KatlehoMK
ZAR
@Simanye_Mavume
Everybody eats and the fat goes to their boobs/butt.
Mine goes to my cheeks & belly alone
Mine goes to my cheeks & belly alone
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ZAR
@Simanye_Mavume
Surely the people that get to sit in a Jammie donβt also get to enjoy the privilege of exiting first
Like...choose one, dawg
Like...choose one, dawg
Retweet of status by @wandilekhoza
Simanye The Accountant π₯β¨
@Simanye_Mavume
I DID IT. I FINISHED IT BEFORE IT FINISHED ME. pic.twitter.com/bm7pyKJH06
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Simanye The Accountant π₯β¨
@Simanye_Mavume
Have you ever tried looking for something whereas that thing you're looking for is right in your hand.
Retweet of status by @Josh_Breccan
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
