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Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
More great news twitter.com/BBCBreaking/stβ¦
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Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
If Perry Edwards, who I hadn't heard of before, is the new Yoko Ono is her boyfriend the new John Lennon? I haven't enough room for laughs
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
It might not be the best approach but I seemed to have sorted out my 4G problem out....by myself!
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
Metro newspaper is full of letters from people saying terrorism will never win. They obviously read Metro and not history
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
I am the only person on this bus who knows who Barry Cryer is
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
Bit nippy
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Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
You have to cheat your way to victory at a world cup
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
Measured it yesterday. 17 inches! Wow
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
I could do with my stupid orange coat
Simon Lee
@SimonLeeSays1
If England run around like headless chickens like they did tonight in Brazil they will get slaughtered
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
