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Sarah
@SimplySarah28
"What's the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn't buy you Taco Bell every so often?"
He's a keeper.
He's a keeper.
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Sarah
@SimplySarah28
I promise, I'll never lose my social security card again
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Sarah
@SimplySarah28
@ArielBriales CONGRATULATIONS! Your family is so precious
Sarah
@SimplySarah28
@shmiffany_ That was the last tweet that would lid
Sarah
@SimplySarah28
Migraines are great because you take meds w/ caffeine at 9 and pass out and then wake up at 3 and can't fall back asleep
sarah
@SimplySarah28
@sink0rsvvim i don't know where the other 3 dogs came from, but I'm glad you're enjoying my zoo
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sarah
@SimplySarah28
We're about to get a noise violation @SimplySarah28
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sarah
@SimplySarah28
Grumpy
sarah
@SimplySarah28
sarah
@SimplySarah28
Republicans win majority in US Senate.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
