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kirstenkirstenkirs..
@Sinesipho_
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ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
But then you get people who invite you to their place to break up with you YOU COULDNT DO IT AT MY PLACE? I must still cry in the uber?
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@Sinesipho_
Bought my gran a cake for her birthday now she says "Enkosi mntanam umntanam wabanaye ena16 ndathi makamgcine" was enkosi not enough?
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
Why are you dating people who always want to know where you are? You're not their pulse.
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
I honestly think the fundamental issue is that ungumnqundu!
Retweet of status by @qhamani_matunda
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
Amajita are laughing at that thread but no one has said anything about men hating men
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
Running against bolt must be a plot twist because you're one of the best if you are but you know you're gonna lose
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@Sinesipho_
BF : *public proposal*
Me : omg yes
*gets home*
BF : I can't believe you said yes
Me : akudlalwa nawe?
Me : omg yes
*gets home*
BF : I can't believe you said yes
Me : akudlalwa nawe?
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
Most disturbing is the perceptions...used to get congratulated for weightloss but it was caused by depression. twitter.com/Sinesipho_/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @SeadimoTlale
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
Our favourite flats just got a makeover in our favourite colour buff.ly/2aN88Sf pic.twitter.com/EQPgX7u620
ASAP NGOKU
@Sinesipho_
"Old Mc Donald had a dab"
"Old Mc Donald had a Lion"
"Old Mc Donald had a ftsek"
I need a new brother
"Old Mc Donald had a Lion"
"Old Mc Donald had a ftsek"
I need a new brother
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
