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Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
Brad Pitt is the Tom Hanks of Leonardo DiCaprios.
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Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
Where my snitches at? pic.twitter.com/LvCNVWQumF
Retweet of status by @CrankyAssCajun
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Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
I don't hear any introverts complaining about being bored and isolated at home during the pandemic. #MyTimeToShine
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
I keep searching eBay for the dead bat that finally took down Donald Trump's international crime syndicate, but so far: nothing.
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
@GrwnAssKid2 He patched a leak in an industrial acid tank by mashing chocolate bars in the crack.
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
Not every tweet is gonna be Ernest Hemmingway. twitter.com/Skeletor80/staβ¦
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
JOKE TIME
Why did Terry Crews applaud at the end of Trump's SOTU speech?
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Because it was ripped.
Why did Terry Crews applaud at the end of Trump's SOTU speech?
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Because it was ripped.
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Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
@HoarseWisperer Looks like one of their band members quit. And then there were 2...
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
Has anyone edited Jar Jar Binks over Donald Trump in that Home Alone 2 scene yet?
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
America:
Will anyone STOP this corrupt president!!?
Pence:
McConnell:
GOP:
SCOTUS:
FBI:.
CIA:
Dementia: οΈ
Will anyone STOP this corrupt president!!?
Pence:
McConnell:
GOP:
SCOTUS:
FBI:.
CIA:
Dementia: οΈ
Skeletorus βͺ
@Skeletor80
Just had a conversation with a Trumper and CAN CONFIRM they're still dumber than gravel.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
