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@Sly_Lunatic
You will be sitting at home and getting calls/texts from people asking why they weren't invited to the wedding. Others congratulating you
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You will be sitting at home and getting calls/texts from people asking why they weren't invited to the wedding. Others congratulating youππ
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Muffin
@Sly_Lunatic
Friends in public, sex champions in the bedroom. twitter.com/lalla_may/statβ¦
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π Friends in public, sex champions in the bedroom. https://t.co/uHuYndCGsR
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@Sly_Lunatic
How a nigga got blocked. I don't take well to these kinda jokes. I got friends still looking for jobs you know pic.twitter.com/bzWHaN0v1G
23 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How a nigga got blocked. I don't take well to these kinda jokes. I got friends still looking for jobs you know π https://t.co/bzWHaN0v1G
Muffin
@Sly_Lunatic
Can we not skip the actual food
22 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can we not skip the actual food π©ππ
22 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote At the end he says, the white senior BA chick, who joined the company a week ago, will be the lead BA on the project ππππ
Muffin
@Sly_Lunatic
Fun fact: if you've seen " my weight is killing me" on TLC, the head Surgeon, Dr Robert Davis is a South African wits graduate...
Retweet of status by @highly_fav_g
15 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fun fact: if you've seen " my weight is killing me" on TLC, the head Surgeon, Dr Robert Davis is a South African wits graduate... π₯
Muffin
@Sly_Lunatic
Broken shoulder, leg and a scar on his face near his eye He still had his phone, wallet was empty and a Tshirt he had bought was gone.
13 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Broken shoulder, leg and a scar on his face near his eye π© He still had his phone, wallet was empty and a Tshirt he had bought was gone.
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@Sly_Lunatic
Imagine buying someone a gift in installments You break up but the debit order still goes of end of the month
11 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine buying someone a gift in installments π You break up but the debit order still goes of end of the month π
08 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I see we're all tweeting about not having a Valentine this year. So let's divide ourselves into teams of two and shame the devil. π
Muffin
@Sly_Lunatic
I want cuddles and kisses
07 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I want cuddles and kisses π’
Muffin
@Sly_Lunatic
@CoriumNaturals #CoriumSuperWoman @nonku101 turned down a Hong Kong job & trusted that a better, more suited job wud come. Which it did
01 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @CoriumNaturals #CoriumSuperWoman @nonku101 turned down a Hong Kong job & trusted that a better, more suited job wud come. Which it did β€
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ