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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
Girls don't want roses for Valentine's day.
They want houseplants
They want houseplants
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
girls who spit on the dick without being told
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!!!
Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
God is Good
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
must be nice for you people who receive stimulus checks
Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
Sundayβs are important
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
Single people use half of their bed for remotes, phones, pillows & snacks.
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
IDK WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT YOU BEEN HUMBLE FOR TOO LONG, START WILDING
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
the older you get the more you appreciate just hanging at home doing nothing
with your person
with your person
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Smiley Colon
@SmileyStrokes
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
