iEmoji Feeds @[Regional Indicator Symbol Letter U][Regional Indicator Symbol Letter S] [Eagle]Simple Man [Eagle][Regional Indicator Symbol Letter U][Regional Indicator Symbol Letter S] (Soaringeagle45)
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
I didn’t think it was possible to travel 20 years back in time...
Until I got in an argument with my wife
Until I got in an argument with my wife
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
You know the first people that invented the clock...
How’d they know what time it was?
How’d they know what time it was?
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@Soaringeagle45
Thinking of leaving this on someone’s doorstep pic.twitter.com/qYp5PZfY2r
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
My wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl...
I replied, “never knew he could”
I replied, “never knew he could”
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
A wife’s poem! pic.twitter.com/zLZ1rLYK47
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
For 20 years, my wife and I were very happy, then something happened...
We met
We met
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@Soaringeagle45
This cracked me up! pic.twitter.com/t74iUxt0oe
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
When I was young, I always wanted a corvette...
Now, nope, no way I’m getting down that low to get into a car
Now, nope, no way I’m getting down that low to get into a car
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
@American_Jeny20 SHE’S HAD ENOUGH!!! Kid party everyday!
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
@Soaringeagle45
@catturd2 She didn’t recognize you? Did you have your glasses off?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
