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Pepe Silvia
@SonOfCha
@herprettybones I mean heβs great & all but the first play starts with 2:51 on the clock
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Multiple Stab Wounds
@SonOfCha
@FlashyTaser you know it
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Eric Benjamin
@SonOfCha
I said "Goddammit" at Chick-Fil-A and 7 employees took me out back and beat me viciously with Grilled Chicken Cool Wraps
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Eric Benjamin
@SonOfCha
Thanks for joining twitter! Please choose your complimentary welcome gift:
STD test
Relationship counseling
AA pamphlet
STD test
Relationship counseling
AA pamphlet
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Eric Benjamin
@SonOfCha
@Sherrod_Small are you in the Trump Building on Wall St right now? I think I was just behind you in the lobby
Chicken Fried Eric
@SonOfCha
funeral home just called to see if i'm available for a fitting next week
Chicken Fried Eric
@SonOfCha
KEEP YOUR FUCKING PLASTIC OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN
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Chicken Fried Eric
@SonOfCha
Yay we are in love again (I'm still blocked but it's fine)
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Chicken Fried Eric
@SonOfCha
Good news: Ashley lost 39 pounds using Hydroxycut
Bad news: Ashley is dead. From all the Hydroxycut
Bad news: Ashley is dead. From all the Hydroxycut
Chicken Fried Eric
@SonOfCha
Writing a song called "You'll Miss Us on Christmas" where me & my dog run away from everyone we know & love. Perfect for family singalongs
Chicken Fried Eric
@SonOfCha
prove to me you moved to another country solely due to the election results & get a crisp $20 in the mail. once you give me your address
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
