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Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
When your dad follows your friends on snapchat and meets up with them at championship games without you β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
My phone screen is too bright for this morning. pic.twitter.com/ZHoMHXUJ6V
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Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
My uber driver just pulled over & got out of the car to grab something he wanted from a trash pile on the side of the street.
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
Driver was looking in the rear view so I paused my music & asked if he said something & he said "no just watching you" ...
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
I drank too much coffee & was feeling maniacal so I am now trying to calm with copious amounts of wine. Tonight should go well.
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
Supposed to be a very romantic full moon for everyone unless you're me, the permanent third wheel with my roomie & her new bf.
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
I voted but didn't get a sticker does it count??
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Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
Welp, I'm down to move up north & join the Canada boys. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
Was just informed by Florida fans that "Georgia girls don't know how to give head".
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
Fuckin right I'm watching the entire World Series. #BaseballFan
Sophie Julia
@Sophiejulia
@Sophiejulia @abonvino8 Sophie knows her stuff, this stuff is pic.twitter.com/94IP3HqQwr
Retweet of status by @SaintBrendan
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
