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sorrel
@Sorrelish
my editor, gently: what did you mean by this ?
me, sobbing: I don’t know
me, sobbing: I don’t know
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sorrel
@Sorrelish
Still thinking of cream puff daddy ️ pic.twitter.com/uvkb0XdzzW
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sorrel
@Sorrelish
Wasn’t present for a big Sausage milestone today…
First shoplifting
The beau marched him back to Wilko to return the crocodile!!
First shoplifting
The beau marched him back to Wilko to return the crocodile!!
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hogmother
@Sorrelish
The best iPhone update was when they stopped an incoming call taking up all your screen so you could tweet through ignoring a call
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pumkins 🎃
@Sorrelish
I’m screaming… one of the researchers sent me this pic.twitter.com/Ux5s8oPW2Z
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jumbly girl
@Sorrelish
Because it’s not socially acceptable to outright cull disabled and elderly people pic.twitter.com/Om45RCW4lX
jumbly dr phillip lee
@Sorrelish
If I fits I sits! pic.twitter.com/cWks88qfTp
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jumbly girl
@Sorrelish
I've had this story stuck in my mind ever since I saw it on a friend's account this morning pic.twitter.com/VxAv0QihMH
jumbly girl
@Sorrelish
just putting it out there that whilst ‘sOciAl DiStAnCinG oN BuSes hAs EnDeD’ I will scream if you sit next to me
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jumbly girl
@Sorrelish
I am no longer offended by “where are you really from” as it’s suggesting I’m not from this hell island and I think that’s beautiful
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femmelin
@Sorrelish
My ward has been found to have the HIGHEST COVID INFECTION RATE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
