iEmoji Feeds @ceo of coronavirus [Red Triangle Pointed Up] ([Wastebasket],[Wastebasket]) (SortaBad)
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ceo of coronavirus πΊ (π,π)
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just tested positive for being a cutie patootie. don't worry it's not contagious
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WallStreetBets CEO
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TWITTER 2013: what idiot called it βalphabet soupβ instead of βtimes new ramenβ
TWITTER 2021: okay gang hedge fβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
TWITTER 2021: okay gang hedge fβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Regional Expert
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BREAKING: Defense Department authorizes deployment of the Paw Patrol as Proud Boys and other protestors breach the capital
Respected Scientist
@SortaBad
CONSERVATIVE LOGIC
- Corporations are people
- All Lives Matter
- The USPS is a business
ergo ::
The USPS matters
- Corporations are people
- All Lives Matter
- The USPS is a business
ergo ::
The USPS matters
Respected Scientist
@SortaBad
DEXTER: ah shit this one wasnβt a cake, either
licensed esthetician
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Harry & Meghan Drone bees
fucking the queen
fucking the queen
[crying in Thanksgiving]
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sorry boss I canβt come in today Iβm busy respecting women
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spooky feet pics
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I am:
straight
gay
wondering how the little mermaid could sing and talk underwater
straight
gay
wondering how the little mermaid could sing and talk underwater
[crying in spanish]
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[storms into bank wearing a ski mask and hands teller a note]
(γ£ββ‘β)γ£ DO YoU ThINK Iβm cUTe
(γ£ββ‘β)γ£ DO YoU ThINK Iβm cUTe
Renowned Philanthropist
@SortaBad
my summoning circle
health β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
health β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Renowned Philanthropist
@SortaBad
oh shit i saw abraham lincoln trending and thought he died
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
