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💫🦋Samantha🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
I've successfully hurt my own feelings... Today's fucking cancelled
Retweet of status by @Trill_Shitty
16 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've successfully hurt my own feelings... Today's fucking cancelled😞
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💫🦋Samantha🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
I could go for a bubble bath & a bottle of wine right about now
Retweet of status by @katelynhickam
12 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I could go for a bubble bath & a bottle of wine right about now🍷
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💫🦋Samantha🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
“Ohana means family” pic.twitter.com/1OmOrOgRGL
Retweet of status by @iamronniebanks
18 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Ohana means family” 🌺 https://t.co/1OmOrOgRGL
💫🦋Samantha🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
I wanna carve a fkn pumpkin and go to a damn pumpkin path
Retweet of status by @coral_castilloo
16 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wanna carve a fkn pumpkin and go to a damn pumpkin path 🥵🍂 🎃
samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
I should’ve stayed my black ass at home pic.twitter.com/2svq6fSJZB
Retweet of status by @Terrell__green
10 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I should’ve stayed my black ass at home 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😩🤦🏾♂️ https://t.co/2svq6fSJZB
samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
If you have lip injections and lie about it you’re really dumb. Nobody cares, stop lying
Retweet of status by @KennyBooJohnst
26 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you have lip injections and lie about it you’re really dumb. Nobody cares, stop lying 🙄
samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
Good God all you wanna be hick bitches from Stayton are nasty as fuck
Retweet of status by @yagirlgawdess
21 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Good God all you wanna be hick bitches from Stayton are nasty as fuck 🤧🤢🥴
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samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
i know this man did not JUST DROP CARROTS ON CANELA LMAOO twitter.com/brothernature/…
Retweet of status by @fatimacruz_
14 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i know this man did not JUST DROP CARROTS ON CANELA LMAOO😭😭😭 https://t.co/NI0CerjYeA
samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
I waS HavInG a Bad DAy So I AbuSED mY Dog twitter.com/brookehouts/st…
Retweet of status by @thatlilvegan
08 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I waS HavInG a Bad DAy So I AbuSED mY Dog 🥴 https://t.co/oAGO9RUwQc
samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
u ever just be like “LMAOOOOO” but on the inside ur like “lmao”
Retweet of status by @echohelena
22 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote u ever just be like “LMAOOOOO” but on the inside ur like “lmao😔”
samb🍒✨
@Sosa_Mimosa_
ppl go thru such great lengths to justify not tipping service workers like just say ur broke and stingy
Retweet of status by @echohelena
01 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ppl go thru such great lengths to justify not tipping service workers like just say ur broke and stingy 🥴
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊