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Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
I'm sure y'all knew this but I'm bilingual! I speak English and complete bitch
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Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
I was inspired by @SparkleTexas2 to do a #periscope, but it was the most awkward thing of my life and I had no idea wtf was happening
Retweet of status by @HotMessTexas
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Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
I'm so irritated with people today it's not even funny
Retweet of status by @SconsinDixie
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
Houston just beat Florida State
Retweet of status by @littcountryrose
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
2 out of 3 girls don't need gloves to hold a fish #HappyMoments2015 pic.twitter.com/igZDJgFGUJ
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
Why does 69 and the cancer zodiac have to be associated with one another. I just wanna appreciate my symbol
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
When you're extremely nice to someone and they still say you're mean.. Like you haven't even seen mean
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Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
Half asleep and then MY FUCKING COW MOOS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW SO HERE I AM
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
You're not sneaky mr. Undercover cop with your five foot antenna
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
I just don't like Alabama.
Texas Sparkle
@SparkleTexas2
@spoiledprbz @Jiggly_Booty your tongue?? Damn. My pockets started squirting and I balled my eyes out of fear
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
