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Dany
@SpongeDany
@SadieSkyNinja Bless your heart
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Dany
@SpongeDany
@AdriannaLaCervx Honestly? Iโm still not sure what they are. You know what hashbrowns are? Cause most people told me thatโs what they are
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Dany
@SpongeDany
Her: *tweets her asshole for thousands to see
Also her: LEAVE ME ALONE WHY AM I GETTING ALL THIS CREEPY ATTENTION LEAVE ME ALONE
Me:
Also her: LEAVE ME ALONE WHY AM I GETTING ALL THIS CREEPY ATTENTION LEAVE ME ALONE
Me:
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Dany
@SpongeDany
I have a bandaid on my face from a scissor accident and my best friend calls me Nelly now
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Dany
@SpongeDany
Ever search your old tweets?
Damn, my tweets were shit.
Damn, my tweets were shit.
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Dany
@SpongeDany
When he dies, I'm getting him a bench instead of a headstone so I can always sit on his face.
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Dany
@SpongeDany
A girl always needs to know what she's putting in her mouth and how much
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Dany
@SpongeDany
People on Twitter who are offended by jokes.
Calm the fuck down.
Good talk.
Calm the fuck down.
Good talk.
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Dany
@SpongeDany
You know I love you all,
But keep adding me to lists and #ffs and I might love you while kicking your ass.
I don't want your followers
But keep adding me to lists and #ffs and I might love you while kicking your ass.
I don't want your followers
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Dany
@SpongeDany
When you see a tweet from someone that completely contradicts their Twitter existence and how they've acted.
That's funny shit
That's funny shit
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Dany
@SpongeDany
@neverSObright awwwww t'es ben cute
Moi avec j'mennuyais
Moi avec j'mennuyais
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
