45.
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
THANK YOU @SmartAssJen Your eloquence is unsurpassed! Tweeps, PLEASE READ AND SHARE! XO newnownext.com/matt-bomer-anyโฆ
Retweet of status by @MsJamieClayton
16 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote THANK YOU @SmartAssJen ๐ฏ Your eloquence is unsurpassed! Tweeps, PLEASE READ AND SHARE! XO โค๏ธ https://t.co/MVvJvqmxkS
46.
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
I made the mistake of letting the girls out of the bra midday, & now they refuse to go back in without liquor
Retweet of status by @_Strumpet_
14 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I made the mistake of letting the girls out of the bra midday, & now they refuse to go back in without liquor
๐
47.
48.
49.
50.
51.
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
happy #Pride2017 LGBTQIA+ people make life beautiful
Retweet of status by @meganamram
11 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote happy #Pride2017 LGBTQIA+ people make life beautiful ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
When your blood-type is but your sexlife is pic.twitter.com/xGhCJiEqqH
26 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When your blood-type is ๐ฐ but your sexlife is ๐ฅ https://t.co/xGhCJiEqqH
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
Fuck, I play great air drums
Retweet of status by @AskAuntieEm1
31 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck, I play great air drums ๐๐๐
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
Imagine loving yourself enough to not eat a delicious piece of cake
Retweet of status by @MollySneed
25 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine loving yourself enough to not eat a delicious piece of cake ๐ค
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
GETSHITDONE
Retweet of status by @wreckenstein
11 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote GET๐SHIT๐DONE
52.
53.
54.
55.
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
I Buddhism because it taught me to convey empathy, compassion & love to all living beings. Except to people who hurt animals. Fuck them.
Retweet of status by @funnybeachgirl
09 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I ๐ Buddhism because it taught me to convey empathy, compassion & love to all living beings. Except to people who hurt animals. Fuck them.
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
I'm gonna write a series of Canadian YA novels entitled Why, Eh?
Retweet of status by @adrycoolwit
06 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm gonna write a series of Canadian YA novels entitled Why, Eh? โข
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
Onetime I had to eat Oreos without milk, so don't talk to me about struggle.
Retweet of status by @thatUPSdude
06 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Onetime I had to eat Oreosยฎ without milk, so don't talk to me about struggle.
Married Jew Bastard
@Squizbot
Finally finished The City Of Mirrors, by @jccronin
All I can say is; thank you, thank you, thank you
All I can say is; thank you, thank you, thank you
04 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finally finished The City Of Mirrors, by @jccronin
All I can say is; thank you, thank you, thank you ๐๐๐
...but wait! There's more!
45.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐