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"Answering service, how can I help you?" "Oh, is this the answering service?" "No, I just introduce myself that way for shits & giggles."
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@StarGhost151
Sitting in my office on my day off. I'm such a loser.
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@StarGhost151
136 milligrams of caffeine pumping through my veins and I'm still about to pass out on this keyboard.
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@StarGhost151
While browsing notalwaysright.com, (thanks @megaman51) I remembered a lady once said I spoke too fast & gave her an anxiety attack.
kathy
@StarGhost151
Already sick of this waiting room and I'm going to be here for the next 10 hours.
ladora
@StarGhost151
Thank you, Spurs.
Kat M. B.
@StarGhost151
Just used up two days worth of calories & grams of fat eating a Avocado Bacon Burger from @Whataburger, but damn was it worth it.
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Kat M. B.
@StarGhost151
I get really bummed whenever I think about how no one from my high school became a celebrity or a porn star or a high profile criminal.
Kathy M. B.
@StarGhost151
Had a dream I went to some high school and it was so unpleasant. Bitches galore, and the whole class pulled guns on the teacher. wtf
Kathy M. B.
@StarGhost151
@KaitlinKate ohhhhh eww. I slept all day thanks to Tylenol PM, so naturally I can't sleep now.
Kathy M. B.
@StarGhost151
I'm 3 days late but this week's video redemption on Tosh.0 had me crying from fear.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
