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Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
My new face moisturizer smells like sushi.
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Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
@BGibbles
"Go to the bars" translated to
"Awkwardly hit on hot girls"
"Stay inside" translated to
"cry alone"
Uh, the second one.
"Go to the bars" translated to
"Awkwardly hit on hot girls"
"Stay inside" translated to
"cry alone"
Uh, the second one.
Retweet of status by @AndyTheBlanch
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Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
ME: SEND ME PICS
GIRL: WHAT YOU WANNA SEE
ME: SPIDERMAN
GIRL: WHAT??
ME: pic.twitter.com/V0qQOG9GWI
GIRL: WHAT YOU WANNA SEE
ME: SPIDERMAN
GIRL: WHAT??
ME: pic.twitter.com/V0qQOG9GWI
Retweet of status by @WORIDSTARHIPH0P
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
Good morning ladies, I hope y'all wake up blessed and when u stalk the boy ur into, you don't find anything sus. And that yo face fleeked
Retweet of status by @caitlyn_baitlyn
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
Is it weird that I like drinking water after using mouthwash?
I know you're not supposed to...
But it makes the water taste so cold!
I know you're not supposed to...
But it makes the water taste so cold!
Retweet of status by @lolrenaynay
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
When ur hired as a seasonal but find out they're keeping you
Retweet of status by @andreaa_nunez
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
my neighbors haven't been home in 2 days and their cat has been crying incessantly the whole time and I'm gonna cry. What do I do?
Retweet of status by @ReinaScully
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Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
LEGEND pic.twitter.com/v6TFyGgOrM
Retweet of status by @WORIDSTARHIPH0P
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
Mom said wake up if you want potbellys and when I woke up she said "wanna go to potbellys for me?"
Retweet of status by @emmabaldy21
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
this is 1 gang u shouldn't mess with! pic.twitter.com/YZsGmb09eD
Big Rig
@StateOfRiley
Ray made a little bed & now it's sleeping on the couch.
Don't know what cuter, the cat or Ray taking care of it. pic.twitter.com/pC4TFTcWzO
Don't know what cuter, the cat or Ray taking care of it. pic.twitter.com/pC4TFTcWzO
Retweet of status by @TinaDayton
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
